Friday, January 18, 2008

Al Kaida means toilet and other fun facts about Al Kaida; AmericanGoy gets his Conspiracy on!

Al Kaida photo:



Yes, that's right. Al Kaida (or Al Queda, or Queda, Qaida, Qaeda or however you spell it in English these days) means TOILET in Arabic.

Think about it for a second. Would you call your worldwide, global terror organization 'The Toilet'?

What does the word "Al-Qaeda" mean ?

"In Arabic, "Al-Qaeda" has a different meanings, among them “Base", "Ground", "Norm", "Rule", "Fundament", "Grammar". The exact meaning is dependent on the context in which it is used. It depends on the word which follows “Al-Qaeda” in the sentence. "Qawa'ad Askaria" is an Army Base, "Qawa'ad Lugha" stands for Grammar Rules (the Bases of Grammar).

"Qa'ada" is the infinitive of the verb "to sit". "Ma-Qa'ad" is a chair. "Al-Qaeda" is the base or fundament of something. "Ana raicha Al Qaeda" is colloquial for "I'm going to the toilet". A very common and widespread use of the word “Al-Qaeda” in different Arab countries in the public language is for the toilet bowl. This name comes from the Arabic verb “Qa'ada” which mean “to sit”, pertinently, on the “Toilet Bowl”. In most Arabs homes there are two kinds of toilets: “Al-Qaeda” also called the "Hamam Franji" or foreign toilet, and "Hamam Arabi" or “Arab toilet” which is a hole in the ground. Lest we forget it, the potty used by small children is called "Ma Qa'adia" or "Little Qaeda".

Those who founded the glorious "International of Islamic Terror, Al-Qaeda, probably knew too little about common use of Arabic language to know that by using this name for their organization, they risked becoming the laughing stock of everybody who speaks the Arabic "public" language."

Interesting, right? But that's OK, I am just an idiot conspiracy nut.

And on CNN, or your favorite news network, as you watch, pay attention to the news stories as they break:

US-Iraqi troops sweep The Toilet village haven

Ex-informer on THE TOILET goes to trial

CIA links The Toilet, allies to Bhutto attack: paper

The Toilet Terrorist Gets Life In Prison For Bombings

There is no place for The Toilet in Pakistan: Musharraf

U.S. to help Mauritania confront The Toilet threat

Aren't the news more fun when they are truthful?



Let us move on to the second interesting fact.
The chief representative of Al Kaida to the west is a Jewish-American from California

Yes, really.
(Interestingly, the fact that Adam *IS* Jewish is edited out of Wikipedia - hence I am not putting the pertaining Wiki entry in this article).

So who really is Adam Gadahn?

Read up on the biography of this fascinating man.

"When Dr. Donald Martin took over as chief of the urology department at Orange County General Hospital in 1969, he felt lucky.

He inherited the job from Dr. Carl K. Pearlman, then 60, a highly respected doctor who was gracious and generous to a young man of 39.

Martin came to know Pearlman as a good doctor, a social activist, and a mentor to many young men training in medicine. So he wasn't surprised in the mid-1990s when Pearlman told him he was taking in his grandson.

"Carl was very sweet," Martin recalled. "He said, 'He's having some problems, so I'll take him under my roof, under my wing.' "

Pearlman died in 1998, and Martin didn't think about his friend's confidence until six years later.

That's when, in May 2004, U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft announced that Pearlman's grandson, Adam Yahiye Gadahn, was part of a group of Islamic fundamentalists being sought by the FBI for questioning because of ties to al-Qaida. Gadahn was "armed and dangerous," the FBI said."

Curious? A good Jewish (of all people!) kid from a RICH family of a urologist doctor, presto, chango, becomes number 2 Al Kaida man.

Can you kids say BULLSHIT? All together now: buuuuuullshiiiiiit!

Thanks kids!

Adam's father, the son of the urologist, supposedly rejected the life of privilege and moved out from his Orange County dream lacitybeat.com implies.... Yes, of course, the rich Jewish doctor put his son in a goat farm.... Could have happened, who knows?

Do tell me more please...

Oh, but there is more of course. We can't have propaganda made by the US and possibly Israeli "experts" without it being ridiculous. But it's OK - Americans don't think nor question much.

From the lacitybbeat.com article, "With its Satanic, anti-Christian overtones and penchant for referencing gore and nihilism, the death metal connection proved irresistible to the media across the spectrum from conservative to progressive."

You see, the young Adam was in a heavy metal band... Of course, that is a sure way to HELL or The Toilet as the case may be...

From the OCRegister article: "Carl Pearlman, a leading Orange County doctor who championed new medical technologies, had a son who changed his name to Seth Gadahn and opted to live off the land.

Seth Gadahn's son, Adam, home-schooled in the family's wooden shack and raised in rural isolation, moved away from his family as a teenager and settled into his grandfather's Santa Ana home(...)."

So the son of the wack job crazy nutter, moved BACK to Orange County to live with his grandfather.

If you think about it, wouldn't you?

You have a choice: live in a hovel, with your incredibly crazy father, or move back with your grandpa, who is a rich, rich, RICH man in Orange County, California. You know, the place where MTV films its "reality" shows about all those spoiled rich white bitches?

So far, the story is pretty strange, but makes sense. Except for one part.

Here is where it starts to go batshit crazy.

Because as he left his crazy father, and settled in with his rich grandpa, according to the article in OCRegister, he discovered internet and Islam.

Now, most kids his age, Jews or Goyim, when they discover the internet, do two things inevitably: play computer games online, screaming things like "You noob!" or some such, and also discovering the joys of internet pornography.

Usually, those two things are not followed by a third - conversion to Islam and joining Al Kaida... don't you think?

The lacitybeat article even says that it IS fucking weird how this whole thing is presented to the world: "On the left, conspiracy theorists - no less energized than their right-wing counterparts - got busy, too. They thought it strange, they said, as if the government stitched the story together from scratch. Some kid who never before posted to the Internet drops a deeply personal revelation onto a USC website, a diatribe that is chock full of anti-government, anti-Christian sentiments, and then pretty much disappears from cyberspace. A person doesn't just post his entire life story on the Web and never post again, they say. You'd think someone like that would have been on the Web all the time; at least you could find him on Islamic faith newsgroups, chatting about the Qur'an."

Yeah, really. A young man goes on the internet, posts 1 (one) anti Christian, anti government crazy post on the world wide web, and then, the next thing you know, he is in Pakistan (or who knows where), talking to Americans about Al Kaida.

Oh and the metal music angle?

From same article, ""I find that so strange, that a kid who was a fan of this never went to any live shows," Malella wonders, "because that's what the underground scene is about. It's not like being a fan of Britney Spears. One of the cool things about metal is that you can go to a show for 10 bucks. These bands are always touring; Cannibal Corpse was out there around that time. And in Southern California, every show comes through.""

Yeah, really. This guy was nowhere to be found, as if he lead a quiet, unassuming life - I am beginning to have my doubts about this whole "metal music" angle myself. Seems stitched together to frighten elderly folks in their nursing homes - "oh, this man, he listened to that devil music AND is Al Kaida!'. Like the dude said before, metalheads live for live shows, especially since they are so cheap to go to...

And when you get pissed at the system, you don't post just one(1) weird post, you post many to rant and rave, or better yet start a blog (like yours truly is doing)...

Yeah.

This whole "history"...

Smells like...bullshit to you too?



So you combine these two fun facts about this global terror conspiracy:
1) Al Kaida means The Toilet in Arabic
2) Adam Gadahn, its chief Public Relations man, is a Jewish-American from a respected family (with a crazy nutjob father but still).


But when you do that, you start to question Al Kaida, and when you do THAT, you start to question 9/11 events, and when you do THAT, you become a crazy nut job wacko, called a truther, to be made fun of and ridiculed on TV and radio shows, and in newspapers, and at work...


Which begs the question - why in a country with a population of 303,262,273, am I the only mother fucker to see this?

The Matrix is the world pulled over your eyes to protect you from the truth...


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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well this is interesting

Anonymous said...

Not true Alqaidah mean in arabic DATA BASE

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Anonymous said...

all of this is probably true to ne extent or another. The government lies to us about what the federal reserve really is, a private bank, that is robbing us and creating booms and busts..Hey you always need a war to stay off the gold standard and increase debt. why not lie about this stuff too.

Anonymous said...

"Ana raicha Al-Queda" is an Arabic colloquialism meaning, roughly, "I gotta go take a shit."

It's very easy to see that the name of the USA's cheif terror enemy, "Al Queda," is clearly nothing but a snarky little Jewish joke to keep those "in the know" amused.